aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via moriarty)

(Source: bubbleteahowell, via danandphil)

castiowl:

[softly] don’t

(via badgersinbowties)

whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope your enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking 

(Source: bebeism, via badgersinbowties)

"3 flavors"

"3 flavors"

#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

(Source: ptrparker, via pizza)

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via sweet-intoxination)

skylarspookysocks:

a lot of people take up hobbies to reduce stress and clear their minds

then there are cosplayers

(Source: skylarsugarsocks, via super-who-locked-starkid)

beautifulfassy:

guinea pigs are the cutest 

(via super-who-locked-starkid)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

(via sweet-intoxination)